90 Funny Thanksgiving Day Jokes For Kids
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Are you looking for some Thanksgiving Jokes for kids in splits this holiday? Has your search been unsuccessful, and are you wondering how to go about it?
Well, look no further, Momjunction is here to help! Here is our compilation of 90 of the funniest and wittiest Thanksgiving Jokes for kids. So, here’s to a fun Thanksgiving holiday this time.
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids:
Joke 1:
Q. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
A. Because he was out standing in his field!
Joke 2:
Q. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
A. The letter “g”!
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Joke 3:
John: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
Paul: Why?
John: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
Joke 4:
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes. A building can’t jump at all!
Joke 5:
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!
Joke 6:
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”
Joke 7:
Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected it of fowl play!
Joke 8:
Q. Why was the monster tickled when he ate the turkey?
A. Because he forgot to pluck the feathers!
Joke 9:
Mark: What did the turkey say to the computer?
Phil: What?
Mark: “Google, google, google.”
Joke 10:
Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock
Joke 11:
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their age!
Joke 12:
Q. What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
A. Foul weather!
Joke 13:
Q. Why was the Thanksgiving soup expensive?
A. Because it had 24 carrots.
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Joke 14:
Q. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A. In the dictionary!
Joke 15:
Q: How did they send the turkey through the mail?
A: Bird class!
Joke 16:
Lara: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving Day dinner.
Keith: Why? Is it broken?
Joke 17:
Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
Mum: NO! You will have turkey like everyone else.
Joke 18:
Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks
Joke 19:
Q. Where did the first corn come from?
A. The stalk brought it!
Joke 20:
Q. If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?
A. A poul-tree!
Joke 21:
Q. If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want?
A. It simply wants to run away.
Joke 22:
Q. What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
A. The drumstick!
Joke 23:
Q. What does an English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
A. To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.
Joke 24:
Q. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A. The turkey trot!
Joke 25:
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A turkey!
Joke 26:
Q. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
A. Squash
Joke 27:
Jacob: Which November holiday is Dracula’s favorite?
Joe: Which one?
Jacob: Fangs-giving!
Joke 28:
Q. In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?
A. Turkey.
Joke 29:
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Waddle
Waddle who?
Waddle I do if you don’t open the door?
Joke 30:
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
A. To prove he wasn’t chicken!
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Joke 31:
Q: Why do the pilgrims’ pants keep falling?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Joke 32:
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off!
Joke 33:
Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?
No, you should just have the turkey!
Joke 34:
Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
A: Your teeth.
Joke 35:
Q. What are unhappy cranberries called?
A. Blueberries!
Joke 36:
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
Joke 37:
Q. How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
A. It hugged the shore!
Joke 38:
Q. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
A. I’ll tell you at Christmas.
Joke 39:
Q. Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
A. To keep his wigwam.
Joke 40:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys, who?
Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you?
Joke 41:
Q. When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
A. On their feet!
Joke 42:
Q. Why was Plymouth Rock so brave?
A. It was a little boulder.
Joke 43:
Q. What’s blue and covered with feathers?
A. A turkey holding its breath!
Joke 44:
Q.. Why don’t you eat fish on Thanksgiving?
A. Because Thanksgiving never falls on a FRY-day.
Joke 45:
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape
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Joke 46:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey, who?
Dewey have to wait long to eat?
Joke 47:
Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. Hubble, Hubble, Hubble
Joke 48:
Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
A: Goblet.
Joke 49:
Q. What vegetables would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner?
A. Beets me!
Joke 50:
Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside.
Joke 51:
Q. Why did the Pilgrims sail from England to America?
A. Because they missed the plane.
Joke 52:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I’m hungry!
Joke 53:
Q. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
A. Your nose.
Joke 54:
Q. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
A. Because they never learned good table manners.
Joke 55:
Q. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A. Boy! I’m stuffed!
Joke 56:
Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims.
Joke 57:
Q. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Joke 58:
Q. What has feathers and webbed feet?
A. A Turkey wearing scuba gear!
Joke 59:
Q: Where do turkeys go dancing?
A: The Butterball.
Joke 60:
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
Joke 61:
Q. What is big, green and goes gobble, gobble?
A. A Turkey-saurus Rex!
Joke 62:
Q. What did pilgrims use to bake cookies?
A. May-Flour!
Joke 63:
Q. How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
A. He was very thinkful.
Joke 64:
Q. How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
A. One, but you really have to squeeze him in!
Joke 65:
Q. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A. Because they use such FOWL language.
Joke 66:
Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A. A poultrygeist!
Joke 67:
Q. Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?
A. He was exceeding the feed limit!
Joke 68:
Q. What would you get if you crossed a Pilgrim with a type of cracker?
A. A Pilgraham!
Joke 69:
Q. Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle?
A. He wanted a light snack!
Joke 70:
Q. How many cranberries grow on a bush?
A. All of them!
Joke 71:
Q. Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
A. Exactly where you left it!
Joke 72:
Q. What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A har-vest!
Joke 73:
Q. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A. To hatchet!
Joke 74:
Q. Why is Thanksgiving an intelligent holiday?
A. Because it’s in Know-vember!
Joke 75:
Q. What’s inside a genies turkey?
A. Wishbones!
Joke 76:
Q. What’s the sleepiest thing at Thanksgiving dinner?
A. The nap-kins!
Joke 77:
Q. If twenty Thanksgiving turkeys told terrible tales, how many T’s would there be in all?
A. None, all doesn’t have any T’s!
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Joke 78:
Q. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A. Pumpkin pi!
Joke 79:
Q. What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
A. An eggroll!
Joke 80:
Q. Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert?
A. Because he was already stuffed!
Joke 81:
Q. Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
A. Because everything is marked down after the holidays.
Joke 82:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normal Lee I don’t eat this much!
Joke 83:
Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!
Joke 84:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther any more gravy?
Joke 85:
Q. What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?
A. He gave tanks.
Joke 86:
Two pilgrims go out hunting. One has two blunderbusses (guns).
The second pilgrim asks, “Why do you have two blunderbusses?”
The first Pilgrim explains, “I usually miss the first time I shoot. By taking two, I can shoot again”. The second Pilgrim thinks for a while and then says, “Why not just take the second one, and only shoot once?”
Joke 87:
Q. What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey?
A. “Pleased to eat you!”
Joke 88:
“I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them.
“So what are you serving now?”
“Squash.”
Joke 89:
Q. Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly?
A. Because he was a gobbler.
Joke 90:
Q. What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
A. They like to go on a peck-nic.
So sit back and enjoy these funny kids thanksgiving jokes with your tots. Do you want us to add a few of your favorite kid friendly thanksgiving jokes to your list? Then please leave us a comment below!
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