21 Funny And Awkward Things You Do When You’re Crushing. Hard
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We’re not acting weird, we’re just crushing hard, and ooh, shut up, they’re about to pass. Hands up if you’ve done several of these 21 things that we all do when we’re infatuated with our latest crush.
1.
Step one. How else are you going to fall deeper in love?
2.
Just because their privacy settings are cranked up doesn’t mean you’re not going to enjoy photos of them.
3.
Not willingly, of course. That would be weird. You happen to know because you’re there.
4.
Saving them from a fire, rescuing them from their inferior beau, so many things to dream about, such little time.
5.
And your friends go “Wtf, I didn’t know you owned such a nice shirt.”
6.
‘Did he actually catch my eye or was that just my imagination?” “I bet she likes my jacket. I wonder if she’s cold?”
7.
Followed by that weird gesture where you go to grab your face but your hand never reaches, instead hanging in mid air.
8.
“We totally went to that class. Yeah, I think she noticed me.”
9.
Because you’ve gotten to know all about them.
10.
“I was just laughing at that… rock.”
11.
At first it will make the song 1000x better, then you’ll never be able to listen to it again.
12.
Damn they’re good looking, but they can’t match your personality. Can they?
13.
You realize how plain looking you are, how lame your hobbies are and how you’re never going to be attractive to this person.
14.
Because they’re so sick of you mentioning this person all the damn time.
15.
“No, please! I’m not ready yet!”
16.
And make it quite evident from your interactions.
17.
Right in the middle of work, they come up to you and say that you’re everything they’ve ever wanted in life, and how they were made to be yours, forever. Ahh.
18.
Sheesh. Wash your face, go play some football or get out and get some fresh air. Oops, there they are again, looking extra ravishing.
19.
After it’s become common knowledge that you worship and don’t miss any chance to ogle them. Oh, and after you said so yourself, a few short weeks ago.
20.
Such deep, fulfilling and void-stuffing conversations were not even had by Gandhi. No, they don’t mind that your toenail is three inches long, they find it endearing. And sexual.
21.
Pretending that the pillow is them.
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