16 Best Expressions Of The Phrase “I Hate Mornings!”
Shirin is a health and wellness writer with three years of experience and specializes in writing articles on yoga and has extensive knowledge about the postures of the asanas. Prior to joining Stylecraze, she interned with an advertising firm as a copywriter and as an editorial intern for a luxury fashion magazine.
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More often than not, it seems as if this rare species of “morning people” is from a parallel universe. Mornings are hard, and most of us have conditions, for we chant, “if you love me, let me sleep”. But then comes the sunshine, glaring in your face, and you have absolutely no choice but to put on your game face, wake up and survive the morning. This is the ordeal of people who hate mornings, rather the symptoms of the ‘hate morning syndrome’. If you relate to all that is stated, read on…
- You have to set at least three alarms to ensure you wake up, because you are immune to alarms. The fight with that annoying sound every morning has made you extremely thick skinned.
- You need someone to come and tug that comfortable duvet, and literally pull you out of bed. Or else, you are sure to miss that important meeting.
- You snarl, and gawk, and literally hate just anyone chirpy around you for the first few hours after you have seen daylight. How can people be happy in the mornings?
- Your weekend mornings have no agenda. I mean it is an absolute no-brainer. Who wakes up before noon during the weekends?
- Breakfast? Well, you probably call lunch your breakfast, because food refuses to go in before you are awake, which is usually by noon.
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- The lessons taught at the weekly 9 am class remain a mystery, because you have never made it to that class. And even if you ever did, you are usually dozing off. Why would anyone schedule classes at 9 am?
- While setting your alarm(s), you make quick calculations in your head about how much sleep you can get till that last millisecond. Why waste a single second when you could be sleeping instead? Besides the morning sleep is always the best.
- You hate it when people have elaborate conversations just after you have woken up. You wish you could have a remote control to just mute them.
- You feel extremely happy when you achieve something before noon. It seems like an accomplishment that only you pat yourself on the back for. Someone please notice! Anyone?
- Your mind is always conflicted between more sleep and being a shameless greaseball. To elaborate, you are willing to forego washing your hair or taking a shower in the morning, just so you can get some extra minutes in bed. (It is always worth it!)
- Those phone alarms are so loud; you can’t help but break into tears when it rings every morning. * First World Problems *
- Then, when you are far away, in dreamland, you hear a dreadful sound – the construction work next door, the lawn mower. Hello! It is 8 ‘o’ clock. Some people are trying to sleep.
- And on those rare occasions, when you have to wee in the middle of the night, you do all that is in your power to control it. You hate interrupting your sleep, since it is so hard to go back to bed once you have been to the bathroom.
- This is so typical of you – Meeting at 9 am, and you are still in bed. When your secretary calls at 8:55 am, to remind you about it, you wake up with her call, and manage to say, “I am on my way, I’ll be there in five”.
- Who wakes up without scrolling through their Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram newsfeeds?
- Being more of a night person, you find it easier to finish all your tasks at night, and on days when you have nothing to do, you can’t help but binge watch your favorite show. It is suddenly 3 am when you realize that the morning is going to be a nightmare. And it is…
The story of the saner breed! All hail the Morning Haters!
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