7 Hilarious Conversations Every Couple Has After Having A Baby
The second that you hear the good news, you sort of know that your entire life is going to change as soon as the little one arrives. But, no one really realizes the extent of it, isn’t it? In fact, your ‘parenthood’ factor slowly creeps into the daily conversations that you have as well. After your baby’s arrival, you and your husband will have concerns that you might have never imagined or heard about ever. So, once you meet your significant other, it comes as no surprise that all your conversations revolve around your munchkin. Here, let us have a look at some of the hilarious conversations that you find yourself engaging in now that your kid is here:
1. So, What About Sleep Training?
As we all know, babies sleep at odd hours. And, they wake up at even more notorious times. So, of course, almost every couple waits for the time when their little one will have a set sleeping routine. Not only are they concerned about their own sleep, but parents also worry about ensuring a good night’s sleep for their sweet, little munchkin. It is no wonder then that you soon start discussing ‘sleep training’ with your beloved husband.
2. Is He/She Pooping Right?
You might have spent all your life shushing your friends as they talk about poop. But, after your kid arrives, you will suddenly discover a new you. All of a sudden, you are not so grossed out by poop anymore. And, it has become a routine for you to discuss your kid’s bowel movements with your husband. “Is it yellowish-green or greenish-yellow?” Does this ring a bell?
3. “Blubber” Is Surely A Word!
As new parents, don’t you get excited about all the new milestones that your little one achieves? And, talking is, of course, one of the big milestones. So, it is not really surprising that you get enthusiastic about even the slightest possibility of your munchkin speaking out their first words.
4. Should We Start Potty-Training Him/Her?
Oh, is your munchkin done with the ‘not-so-beautiful’ task on your brand, new couch? Do you now need to rush to clean him/her up? So, of course, you are already thinking about the glorious days that lie ahead of you (yes, after you have potty-trained him/her). So, while you have already started discussing this with your partner, you can’t start the potty-training so early. When babies are young, they tend to learn and forget things quite often. So, waiting is the key here!
5. Awww… The Best Sight Ever!
Crawling is yet another milestone that makes every parent giddy with happiness. And, in the initial days, it is quite hard to not let out a happy sigh each time your little one begins to crawl. So, the second you hear the word “Awww…”, you know what to look out for. It is probably just your husband getting all teary-eyed looking at your munchkin crawl.
6. I Wonder If He/She Knows?
Have you suddenly started noticing the coincidence between your baby’s cries and your sleep routine? Does it make you wonder if he/she knows when you are going to fall asleep and decides to cry that very second? If that is the case, this has surely become a “hot” topic for both you and your husband.
7. Now, This One Is Her Favorite Nursery Rhyme?
All of a sudden, nursery rhymes are all you can think about. In fact, you even find yourself humming these tunes alone. So, it is no wonder then that you will have elaborate discussions with your partner about this.
Can you think of some other hilarious conversations such as these? If yes, please do share with us in the comments section below. Happy and laughing parenthood!
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