OMG, The Cats vs Dogs War Is Over! The Result – Massage!

And the Dogs Wooooooon!

As part of the negotiated surrender, the cats have to give the dogs massages as war reparations.

While some dogs were pretty nonchalant about this big win

others were like – What?!

I know, right? As awesome as it sounds, we still had to confirm this story unless we were labeled dog sympathizers.

So we made a few phone calls.

The first call went to an answering machine because the doggies were busy eating –

The first spokesperson… I mean Spokesdoggie we spoke to neither confirmed nor denied this story.

Finally, we got through to one Spokesdoggie who was willing to go on the record and we got a confirmation that the dogs had indeed won the war.

This is a watershed moment for dogs everywhere… and this is a random Gif of a doggy running (or is it flying?):

Wait a minute. Where’s the rest of the dog?

We managed to get visual confirmation of this through our sources and we knew that you would’ve liked to have seen this with your own eyes as well.

So, are you ready?

Here’s General Dogger getting what we believe is a Thai Massage from General Catty. (Ah yes, little to the left, General Catty)

This here is Ms. Dogine getting an elaborate facial massage from Ms. Kitty. Don’t worry, Ms. Dogine. Your wrinkles will just disappear leaving you looking 5 dog years younger.

The owner of this dog was so happy with this news that he gave his doggy a massage himself. Such Love. Much Win.

This was perhaps the happiest dog of them all. Oh the joys of a good massage.

The Pug Life! We saw this adorable pug getting a rigorous massage from a cat that used to bully it earlier. The tables have turned, haven’t they?

A 90-minute shiatsu massage in progress:
Cat: “Sir, your 90 minutes are over.” Dog:”Start again.”

Spas have started recruiting cats in droves. Pictured here is a cat giving a Swedish massage in the newly opened DogsRUs Spa. This Dog accidentally farted during the massage but then said “Pawdon me” like a true gentleman.

This dog had gone to sleep during the massage and here we picture the cat trying to sneak away so she didn’t have to give the entire massage. We later heard that the dog had woken up and complained to the manager.

Can I interest you in a “Thigh” Massage?

Please read this in a news anchor’s voice:
“And here’s one final image of a cat… giving a dog… a massage.”

I just wanted to highlight the fact that massages are good. You can use oil or just do a dry massage. Get a head massage or a full body massage. Do a 60-minute or a 90-minute massage. The benefits are awesome. For instance, a good massage:

• Alleviates joint and muscle pains
• Rejuvenates your skin and makes you look fresher and younger
• Improves blood circulation
• Anxious and depressed? Not after a massage!

Go ahead and get a massage today. You’ll thank me for it.

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