10 Clever Riddles That’ll Stump Even Your Smartest Friend
Tell me one thing that makes you confused when asked but makes you laugh when answered? Okay, okay, that was pretty obvious. A riddle. A Friday afternoon after a week full of work definitely calls for some pun and a little fun. So lemme start with a trial round, a rather mysterious story of Mr.Brown.
So, the sad part of the story is that Mr. Brown was killed on Sunday afternoon. Investigations show that his wife said she was reading a book. The butler in the house claimed that he was taking a shower. The chef was busy making breakfast while the maid said she was folding clothes, and of course, the gardener said he was planting tomatoes. Who, then, on the planet, did it? Any guesses? Any? I will reveal the answer before you break your head over who killed Mr.Brown.
Surprisingly, it was the chef who killed Mr.Brown. How did I know that? Simple. Mr.Brown was killed on Sunday AFTERNOON, but the chef was making BREAKFAST? Oops, the chef turns out to be the bad boy here. No, you don’t get to call me lame – that’s what riddles are all about. I wonder what’s lamer, the question or the answer. While I continue to wonder, go ahead and read these 10 tricky riddles that will make even smartest pants swallow their pride.
So, after that Brown story. Here’s some pink this time.
#1. In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink dog, a pink bird, a pink television, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink phone, a pink shower – everything was pink! What color were the stairs? What color? Think your brains out, smart pants.
A: Well, there weren’t any stairs, it was a one-story house, remember?
#2. What starts with “P” and ends with “E” and has more than 1000 letters?
A: Okay, it’s a Post Office.
#3. Why are televisions attracted to people?
A: Because people turn them ON, you see!
#4. Why is the letter A the most like a flower?
A: It is just because the B is after it.
After that mind-boggling stuff, it is time for a riddle that, for sure, is going to prove that all you people have got dirty minds. Here you go!
#5. What goes in dry and hard but comes out soft and wet?
A: I thought I was talking of bubblegum, though. Completely innocent!
And here’s another one.
#6. Can you guess this white, sticky, and gooey thing that tastes good but is better to spit than to swallow? What do you think it could be?
A. Believe me. I swear I was talking about the…
…toothpaste.
After those naughty puns, since monsoon’s any way round the corner, here’s to the rains!
#7. There’s this man who goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him. But, his hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that? How do you think he did it?
A: He is bald, he doesn’t need protection 😉
#8. Ten ladies tried to fit under a small umbrella (yes, little more rainy stuff). Anyway, none of them got wet. How did they do this?
(Aside: Wait, TEN women? Is it raining women or is it raining rain?)
A. They could do it because it wasn’t raining at all.
#8. What is it that can be full but will never overflow?
A. The moooonn.
#9. Time for some more geography. What, according to you, is the center of gravity?
A. Not everything is so complicated. Chill, it’s just “V”.
#10. Time for the final masterpiece. Now, if you think you are the know-it-all-sorts, tell me what is that thing that the man who invented it doesn’t want it? The man who bought it doesn’t need it. And, the man who needs it doesn’t know it.
A. This is what you will most probably look like after I tell you what that is It’s a coffin.
Tell me you loved this and laughed out really loud. Also, tell me that you loved this so much that you didn’t realize #8 happened twice. This is what proves that old or stale, foolish or intellectual, a little humor always works. Don’t you agree with me? Comment below and tell me how many riddles you could solve and yes, be honest! Share ’em with your friends and be like
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