20 Sayings That Every Woman Can Relate To

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According to Greek mythology, Pandora was the first mortal woman on earth. The Bible says it’s Eve, while the Hindu mythology refers to the first woman as Shatarupa. No matter what you call her, woman has been the most magnificent creation ever, capable of donning many hats at the one and the same time. And they have many moods as they have roles. You’ll find them beautifully charming at one moment, and ferociously protective the next. There’s just simply no knowing how, when and where a woman can surprise you.

And even though they may come from different corners of the world, from different backgrounds and upbringing, they still have certain things in common. They can relate to the same emotions, same feelings and the same words of wisdom. Today we share with you 20 super real quotes all women can relate to!

1. Home is where you don’t have to wear a bra

There’s no feeling better than that of setting your two best gal pals free. Yes, they need support too but sometimes, they just need to be let loose as they were meant to be!

2. Sometimes when I look at the men, I used to have feelings for

We’ve all been there, and we’ve all done that. And those drunken nights when we go through those pictures, we can’t help but wonder whether we were even conscious when dating that guy.

3. Every week on Monday to Friday, I wake my kids early in the morning

Our babies might be our greatest creation ever, but they definitely know how to be a pain at times! Especially when it comes to our sleep *and chugs down another cup of coffee*

4. I’d love to lose my head again

Experience is the opposite of innocence, they say. But even though we may have lost our heart, mind and soul to experience, innocence is something that still comes to us naturally. Sometimes.

5. You always look so radiant and happy

Despite our hectic schedule and the draining 9-5 drill, we still to manage to make sure that we look at least half-decent. And we take the compliments that come our way quite humbly.

6. Who says perfect wives don’t exist

Talking about humility, we love to show our humblest sides to our husbands. Now it’s really not our fault if we are that perfect, is it? Not our fault that we don’t shy away from acknowledging it either!

7. Every evening my inner Miss Priss

Hey, cut us some slack! A jeans and sweater can be sexy. Now if we could just get that eye-liner straight. One minute later: Screw the liner! It’s natural beauty all the way!

8. What made you do that

There are just so many conversations we have in a day with so many people on so many things that it is quite natural for us to lose track: of conversations, and people.

9. 10 pm used to be the time to start

Getting old is not that bad for us. We still have grand plans. Like sitting by the fire with our faithful furry friend and friendly stalking our friends, family, and exes with a glass of wine. It’s a cozy night.

10. Tea is really bad for your figure

Those who really believed that we are the diet-conscious crazy kind really don’t know us. Throw some carbs and fat our way and we’ll wipe the plate clean. Gladly.

11. A man walks up to a girl

Wit is one of the weapons we love to use. Especially when a guy comes to us, all ready to mansplain things, save us from our doom and sweep us off our feet. *throws up inside*

12. A tip for housewives

Embrace your laziness because winter is coming! Well, even if it’s not coming, we still like to chill out and lay back and just be messy once in a while.

13. Here I am stumbling around the store

Blame us for it all you want. Shopping is just our weakness. Even we have stepped out to buy just one item. Add discounts on top along with our bargaining skills and it’s Christmas every day!

14. When in doubt about something

Who said we’re bad at making decisions? We always seem to choose the best option. That is if Not. Giving. A. Damn.

15. Every girl has a pair of shoes

Heels: the one true friend of our sexy derriere; the one true enemy of our cracked, bruised, battered, blistered, swollen and tired feet.

16. Many a man tends to think that

God save the man who tries to piss us off. Especially when we are PMSing. Well, no. Actually, not even God can save him then.

17. It doesn’t matter whether your man is

Even though we love the men in our life, we know they are nothing but giant-sized hairy children who leave dirty socks on the floor, always want food and love cars like fanatics.

18. A husband is a person who helps a woman overcome

*scrolls up and goes back to #17 and sighs all over again (loudly)*

19. It is normal for a woman to want to grow

The wish of every single woman when she looks at herself in the mirror every time: Please grant me the magical power to make my hair long and short as and when I want to.

20. Until she turns 30, a woman looks

And our beauty never fades. We just keep getting better and better, like old wine.

No matter how crazy, sarcastic, bitchy or mean we get, we are still super-smart creatures with the grace of a cat, the beauty of fairies and hearts of gold. Cheers to womanhood!

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