13 Delightfully Weird Things Babies Do That Make Exactly 0% Sense

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Babies are cute, adorable, and so full of life! They come into your life and fill it with joy. Your day starts and ends with them, and you cannot help but love them more and more every day. It takes a while for parents to understand their baby’s language but eventually, you understand them better. You know why your baby is crying, pouting, or smiling. As you spend more and more time with your baby, you begin to understand the things they do more. But there are some actions that you don’t understand. They are delightful but weird and baffling, sometimes. Continue reading our post as we list down 13 weird things babies do that defy logic:

1. Why Do We Even Bother Getting Them A Bed?

You cannot deny that you feel jealous that babies can sleep just about anywhere. Maybe it’s because their bodies are so squishy that it acts as a cushion?

2. Pockets On Babies Clothes Are Like The ‘H’ In Rhyme – Completely Useless!

Pockets On Babies Clothes Are Like The 'H' In Rhyme
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Women’s clothes don’t have pockets, and babies’ clothes do. What were these designers thinking, or were they?

3. When They Don’t Realize What A Blessing Sleep Is

When They Don't Realize What A Blessing Sleep Is
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Wish we could go back in time and sleep to our hearts’ content.

4. When Toddlers Don’t Make Use Of The Best Opportunities

When Toddlers Don't Make Use Of The Best Opportunities
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How come toddlers wake up so early, but when we have to wake up for an important meeting, it’s so difficult?

5. Their Sense Of Humor

Their Sense Of Humor
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Have you ever wondered what babies laugh at? They laugh so hard at a cardboard box, and we look at them, wondering why we don’t find that amusing. Are they dumb, or are we too serious?

6. It’s All About The Timing

It's All About The Timing
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Amidst feeding them, putting them to sleep, and bathing them, we have a lot of time on our hands. So why not?

7. Have You Ever Wondered If Babies Are Camera Conscious?

Have You Ever Wondered If Babies Are Camera Conscious
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Babies are smarter than we think. They know what we’re up to and probably laugh at us by doing these things.

8. No Such Thing As “Too Young” For Exercise

No Such Thing As Too Young For Exercise
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Are they exercising, or are they stretching? You never know.

9. When You Don’t Know If Their Flexibility Should inspire you

When You Don't Know If Their Flexibility Should inspire you
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Babies’ minds go like “the dirtier they are, the better it tastes” and will shove anything into their mouths. Even their feet.

10. When Your Baby Has The Confidence Of All The Adults In Your Family Put Together

When Your Baby Has The Confidence Of All The Adults In Your Family Put Together
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You are still awkward around people and can barely get a “hi” out while your baby smiles, stares, slaps, and even laughs at a person they meet for the first time, all in under the first 5 minutes.

11. Are They Trying To Lick You, Bite You, Or Kiss You?

Are They Trying To Lick You, Bite You, Or Kiss You
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Guess we’d never know. Either way, they are all adorable. Sloppy but adorable.

12. Babies Love Poop, And This Is Proof

Babies Love Poop, And This Is Proof
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We don’t know why we cannot figure out the logic behind it. All we know is that babies love stinky poo and will happily stay in a dirty diaper.

13. Money Down The Drain

Money Down The Drain
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If all you wanted were packets that made noise when they were crumpled, I would have saved a lot of money by not buying you the toys. Why do we even bother?

There are so many unanswered questions about babies that no one has answers for. However, the best part about babies is that they are adorable and full of joy. You know that spending time with a baby and watching their shenanigans can turn your day around if you’ve had a bad day. We hope our article made you smile. Share it with your fellow parents, friends, and siblings who probably have many more questions about weird baby things.

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Bency Sebastian
Bency Sebastian
Writer, dreamer and a moon child. Bency believes that music, words, and little precious moments of life add color to a world that is black and white..

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